Open Thread: Apple sucks, et al.

Added 2010-08-19, 07:38 PM | 28 Replies

Oh boy!

There sure are some significant changes coming to YFSGT, which are really exciting, but we promised we'd take care of some important things for our bros first.

In the meantime, feel free to use this as an open thread to troll Apple, or WHATEVS. Don't worry, we didn't misplace your feedback submissions or anything. Things should be back on a normal schedule soon enough (or, as normal as you can expect from this site..)

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Status as of 09:50 AM: Apple TOLD | Microsoft TOLD | AT&T TOLD | Intel TOLD | AMD TOLD | Nvidia NOT TOLD

> õ_ô 08/19/10(Thu)20:26 No.8699 
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lol @ roof
> õ_ô 08/19/10(Thu)20:28 No.8700 
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I do wonder though what new changes are coming to YSGT.
> Anonymous 08/19/10(Thu)20:29 No.8701 
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The apple looks like a penis.
> Anonymous 08/19/10(Thu)20:38 No.8702 
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>mac mini
>$699
> Anonymous 08/19/10(Thu)20:38 No.8703 
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Introducing the iChimney

ONLY $8999!!
> Anonymous 08/19/10(Thu)20:49 No.8704 
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sharpie markers on macs. that is all.
> Anonymous 08/19/10(Thu)22:36 No.8705 
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I have to admit, MacBook Pros are decent laptops.

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I BECOME.
> Anonymous 08/19/10(Thu)22:53 No.8706 
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>>8705
An Apple apologist
> Steve's Left Nut 08/19/10(Thu)23:38 No.8707 
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>>8701
Shriveled and droopy? Yeah, that's about right...
> Reaper man !Z0HBMECOLI 08/19/10(Thu)23:43 No.8708 
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well, I guess that proves that all macfags are artists is just pure myth. Some are just plain faggots.
> In the meantime, help troll this guy Arhu 08/20/10(Fri)00:14 No.8709 
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http://www.nzherald.co.nz/mac-planet/news/article.cfm?c_id=1502175&obje... 

He's full of shit, help me make sure he knows it
> Anonymous 08/20/10(Fri)00:36 No.8710 
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>>8708
no it's called "minimalism"
see, typical windows sheep can't understand art

bbl, putting 10^400 filters on my stick figures.
> Anonymous 08/20/10(Fri)05:18 No.8711 
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>>8710
>butthurt macfag
> Ilsambärd !YEAH.5Mbyc 08/20/10(Fri)08:21 No.8712 
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>>8711
He's being sarcastic, you idiot.
> Anonymous 08/20/10(Fri)09:53 No.8713 
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>>8709
oh fuck that entire article

there's no reaction image for what I'm feeling
> Anonymous 08/20/10(Fri)13:36 No.8714 
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IDGI
> Anonymous 08/20/10(Fri)16:50 No.8715 
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So a guy is tired of his iPhone antenna problems and he hooks a grater to the antenna band.
What did he get? Antennagrate
> Anonymous 08/20/10(Fri)19:37 No.8716 
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>>8709
>>[ipad sells]
Guess what? Even in a shit economy people will sink cash into products that don't really fit their needs, even more so for overly hyped ones.

So I am not surprised a device that is being sold as "not a netbook", has lots of people buying this step backwards in terms of technology.

And those who buy a keyboard for it should be hit across the head with it, instead just get a fucking laptop(even a Macbook)!

>>[the usual rabid Apple fanboy computer hardware comparison bullshit where Apple wins no matter what]
Seriously, there is no point in arguing with this.
> Pika-Index !Yo/g/0FOGQ 08/20/10(Fri)20:10 No.8717 
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Trolling? Ok.

>paying2Unix
> Anonymous 08/20/10(Fri)20:43 No.8718 
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Come on, i want more anti Apple news!
> Anonymous 08/21/10(Sat)02:34 No.8719 
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looks like pac man got the gout.
> Grimlok 08/21/10(Sat)08:04 No.8720 
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Is that emeek's hillbilly haven?
> Anonymous 08/21/10(Sat)16:59 No.8721 
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>>8710

u mad?
> Anonymous 08/21/10(Sat)19:20 No.8722 
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iMad
> Anonymous 08/21/10(Sat)22:25 No.8723 
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You're not raging right
> Anonymous 08/22/10(Sun)16:44 No.8724 
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iMad- rage different
> Anonymous 08/22/10(Sun)21:26 No.8725 
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>>8721
>>8724
>>8722

Grats on not recognizing sarcasm and irony.
> Anonymous 08/23/10(Mon)09:28 No.8733 
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Gentlemen.