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QuickTold: Apple press release casually refers to Macs as "the best personal computers in the world". We sure got told.

Added 2010-09-01, 12:01 AM | 24 Replies

Status: Apple TOLD, Apple computers TOLD, Trolls NOT TOLD

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> Anonymous 09/01/10(Wed)00:38 No.8843 
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>Viewing requires either a Mac® running Safari® on Mac OS® X version 10.6 Snow Leopard®, an iPhone® or iPod touch® running iOS 3.0 or higher, or an iPad™.

What? Does that mean we can't troll the Macfags using the live stream?
> Anonymous 09/01/10(Wed)00:53 No.8844 
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>based on open standards.
>Viewing requires either a Mac® running Safari® on Mac OS® X version 10.6 Snow Leopard®, an iPhone® or iPod touch® running iOS 3.0 or higher, or an iPad™.
lol
> Anonymous 09/01/10(Wed)01:17 No.8845 
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>Apple designs Macs, the best personal computers in the world
 >the best personal computers in the world
 >personal computers
 >PCs
 Macs confirmed for PCs

(not that this is news to anyone that without steve jobs' cock rammed deep into their throat)
> Anonymous 09/01/10(Wed)01:20 No.8846 
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>based on open standards
 >apple only
wot
> Anonymous 09/01/10(Wed)09:11 No.8848 
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>>8843

No, they'll troll themselves
> Anonymous 09/01/10(Wed)11:02 No.8849 
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>>8843
>>8844
This sort of makes me rage a little bit. Such a massive load of bullshit.
> Anonymous 09/01/10(Wed)11:26 No.8850 
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Apple apparently will invent live online-video-streaming today, you peasants.
Somebody call YouTube et al. and tell them the news.
> A rather interesting definition of "Industry Leading" Steve's Left Nut 09/01/10(Wed)11:36 No.8852 
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It's open standards and industry leading, but you have to be one of the 4% of all the industry who owns a Mac to use it.

So that 4% is industry leading, not the 96% who actually, you know, GET STUFF DONE AND MAKE MONEY.
> Anonymous 09/01/10(Wed)11:42 No.8854 
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>Apple designs Macs, the best personal computers in the world
If I could post pictures, I would post the one of Pikachu and Piplup with eyes full of tears and both hands on their mouths, stiffling their laughter.
> Anonymous 09/01/10(Wed)11:44 No.8855 
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>>8854
http://imgur.com/
> Anonymous 09/01/10(Wed)11:47 No.8856 
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>>8854

http://www.pokemonbrothers.com/immagini/anime/dp/26.gif

There you go.
> Anonymous 09/01/10(Wed)12:46 No.8857 
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>>8856
That's too cute to belong here.
> Anonymous 09/01/10(Wed)15:37 No.8876 
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>>8843
So many trademarks and registered symbols, so little time.
> Anonymous 09/02/10(Thu)13:31 No.8896 
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>>8876
If they didn't use those the Apple website would be shut down. Steve would kill his own mother if she didn't worship him as well.
> Anonymous 09/02/10(Thu)14:58 No.8899 
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>>8896
The real one or the "real" one?
> sKIqqvfoNctXRrLo Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)05:28 No.9242 
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Good point. I hadn't tohuhgt about it quite that way. :)
> THnKIbTGE Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)09:40 No.9266 
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Now I feel stupid. That's cealerd it up for me
> KZchLWMw Anonymous 05/17/11(Tue)15:13 No.9295 
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That's way more clever than I was excepting. Thanks!
> RWUrykTpgnwAlP -8 05/18/11(Wed)15:14 No.9340 
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There’s a sercet about your post. ICTYBTIHTKY
> nIOqyzoInCfUyFkdc Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)17:22 No.9355 
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Kudos! What a neat way of thikinng about it.
> ODTmpLMAE Anonymous 05/18/11(Wed)19:13 No.9381 
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You’re a real deep thinker. Tahkns for sharing.
> NCiWRhPxIWzvBWcmM Anonymous 09/18/11(Sun)09:40 No.9452 
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I'm so glad that the internet alowls free info like this!
> viGgOHcUYbqG Anonymous 09/18/11(Sun)11:08 No.9458 
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Woot, I will certialny put this to good use!
> USerJwkm Anonymous 09/19/11(Mon)21:41 No.9475 
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Four score and seven minutes ago, I read a sweet artclie. Lol thanks