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QuickTold: So-called App Store "sex ban" gets rid of sexy women, keeps sexy men.

Tip by Anonymous, erise | Added 2010-02-23, 11:11 PM | 21 Replies

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Have news of Apple getting told? Found a Mac user making an arrogant comment on a forum somewhere? Send it in!

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> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)23:18 No.6448 
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To be honest I think Apple really wants to move into the Gay Porn industry but is still confused.
> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)23:18 No.6449 
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finally, a reason to buy an iphone

(yes i'm gay)
> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)23:33 No.6450 
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>>6449
Why would you sell your freedom for gay porn? There's already free gay porn on the Internet.
> hahaha Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)23:51 No.6451 
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Told on a such a high level might be dangerous.
> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)00:43 No.6452 
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I don't think I could have faked a better told.

This is just incredible.
> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)01:27 No.6453 
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Gimme moniez
> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)02:23 No.6454 
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:3
> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)03:09 No.6455 
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I lol'd out in public. 10/10
> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)10:17 No.6456 
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You've gotta appeal to your base audience.
> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)12:41 No.6457 
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>>6453
BR? BR?
HEUH HEUH HEUH HEUH HEUH HEUH HEUH HEUH
> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)12:43 No.6458 
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>gizmodo
 >telling apple
 OH GOD THAT'S HILARIOUS
> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)14:09 No.6459 
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>>6457
I REPORTAN U
> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)16:58 No.6460 
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oh jesus apple, can you get any more blatant?
> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)19:19 No.6462 
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>>6449
If you truly are gay, I find it hard to believe that you do not already own an iPhone.
> Anonymous 02/24/10(Wed)19:45 No.6463 
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>>6462
Some gay people DO have boyfriends, and they just can't afford a million dollar phone that drops calls every time.
> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)00:41 No.6465 
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you FAGS sure got TOLD
> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)02:46 No.6466 
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>>6462
Not all gay people buy Apple products.

However, all people who buy Apple products certainly are gay.
> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)13:59 No.6468 
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Alan Turing would be ashamed of his fellow gays buying Appleshit if he were still alive. He would sure tell those fags.
> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)23:08 No.6469 
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>>6468
He'll, he'd probably be scared straight.
> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:23 No.6471 
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fag status?
> Anonymous 02/26/10(Fri)14:26 No.6472 
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>>6471
iTold.