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App Store to reach supposed goal just in time for evening newscasts

Added 2009-04-23, 04:47 PM | 15 Replies

999,973,121 at 4:47 PM. How convenient.

Of course, we already knew the numbers were faked, but this move by Apple's marketing department is the icing on the cake.

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> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)16:57 No.84 
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FAGS GOT TOLD
> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)16:58 No.85 
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we are the fags and we just got troll'd
> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)17:23 No.86 
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>>84
>>85
the media are the told in this case.
> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)21:31 No.89 
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i just got back from an Apple store for the first time.

my god, you're all right. what a bunch of fags.
> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)22:05 No.92 
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Nobody uses these shitty apps. WHo gives a fuck how many are downloaded..

http://technologyexpert.blogspot.com/2009/02/most-iphone-apps-ditched-after... 
> Anonymous 04/23/09(Thu)22:41 No.94 
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>>89
I think it's mandatory to look like a faggot and wear a beanie if you work there.
> Anonymous 04/24/09(Fri)03:39 No.96 
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straight told
> Tep !yQ8yQPoCG. 04/24/09(Fri)09:26 No.98 
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>>94

I'm ashamed to say I worked at the apple store. You pretty much have too look a trendy person aka hispster faggot unless the manager has started a uniform policy.

I say the best thing I got from there was a free Macbook.
> Tep !yQ8yQPoCG. 04/24/09(Fri)09:27 No.99 
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>>98
Which I sold and got a Sony Vaio, but not before I made the seller on eBay rage out of his mind when I installed Vista on it.
> Anonymous 04/24/09(Fri)09:34 No.100 
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>>99
i lold
> Anonymous 04/24/09(Fri)09:34 No.101 
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>>100
100 GET!
> Anonymous 04/25/09(Sat)09:24 No.125 
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lol
> Anonymous 04/27/09(Mon)22:59 No.196 
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>>99
I once installed windows ME ion a couple macs, set the mouse to left handed (so they could only right click) I did this to about 4 of them before they noticed. I got banned, but why would I care.
> masa !mune1QW1N2 04/28/09(Tue)18:43 No.217 
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sure is told in here...
> Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)18:28 No.247 
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And that's the way it is.

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