Elegantly told.

Post of the year. Hands down.

The Telling of the century

apple is dum

It is tough to express through words how much told you just served up.

10/10

Fag Status

[X] FUCKING TOLD!

Taking it to the next level.

FUCKING OWNED

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+OP

Fag Status:
[X] SAME

>implying apple despite it's faults isn't one of the leading competitors in the business

You fags can shout TOLD TOLD all you want, that doesn't change the fact apple exist, and is to this date still very profitable and functional as a company.

10^told /10

>>6666
2/10

You got an extra point for the nice get.

>>6666
That's because capitalism isn't picky enough

>>6666
>implying they're not a leading competitor only because there is a surplus of morons like you sucking jobs' icock

I hate Apple to no end, but I just can't deny that the iPod touch is the best fucking PMP currently out. So smooth and sexy and its ease of use beats all others. Other than that though, everything else is pure shit.

So you got a defective unit, which Apple can and would have replaced same day (same VISIT to an Apple store) for FREE and you think that is exemplary of their entire product line? Laptops over 1000 dollars simply don't fail that often, regardless of brand. Macs are no exception. When your 300 Acer breaks you can blame poor build quality and workmanship and you'd probably be right. Cheap--as in quality--computers all have similar problems; Apple doesn't sell cheap computers.

It's also a little hard for me to take you seriously when you just list off all the reported failures of Macs and claim they all manifest in a single unit. The magsafe cord fraying occurred on a tiny fraction of units, and they have been since redesigned AND Apple will replace your broken one with the new design FOR FREE. Every other problem you have is either immediately fixable by someone at an Apple store, and if it wasn't they give you a new unit to replace it FOR FREE.

That is when you even get a defective unit, which hasn't happened for me in the 15 years I've been using Apple products. They break occasionally though, and I know they do, it's a complex machine and things can and will go wrong somewhere. How the company handles things when they do is what makes Apple a better company than Dell, Acer, Asus, et al.

LD

>>6672
>Apple doesn't sell cheap
correct, they buy cheap (lol child labour) and sell high.

>>6672
I had to use Apple products in high school. Half of them needed to be serviced consistently.

And I even told my XBL friend that even Mac will get the same things as WINDOWS. And that the fact.

>>6671

>I have never used nor heard of a Cowon S9

Superior audio quality, superior battery life, Superior screen screen technology, and same design aspects. If you care about your Media, get an S9. If you care about wasting your time with Apps, get an iPod Touch.

>>6666
eMachines is a terrible company that makes terrible products for terrible people. They're still around and make money, despite having nothing positive going for them, except possibly their bargain basement prices. Welcome to capitalism. Where even the weak survive because of the stupid.

Watch out, Apple is going to post snipers near your house.

Holy fucking shit

5.9 PETABALMERS OF TOLD, THIS IS THE BIG ONE FOLKS

So told.

>>6672
Hard for me to take you seriously when you have that fucking reality distortion field up. Face it faggot; Apple is an average company that doesn't surpass anyone. Their computers were couldn't even begin compete with XP until Leopard, and Snow Leopard is just 64-bit mode. I can't wait to see fucktards like you drop $100 for OS 10.7 just so you can play catch-up with Windows 7's awesome features like Snap and Libraries.

The only reason Apple's computers are expensive are due to markups; the parts are just as crappy, if not crappier, as Dell or Gateway. The fucking iMac fiasco should have fucking told your stupid ass that clearly. There is no premium for any of their shit; it's all just smoke and mirrors to draw in the unknowing and easily fooled, as well as the elitist jackoffs that still have mommy and daddy pay for everything.

To make this told even sweeter, I can get an extended accidental warranty from almost any major PC manufacturer for under $300, lasting for about 3-4 years. I took advantage of it from HP a while back when I spilled my coffee on my laptop. It was like 2 months before it's time was up, so I called them up. I sent it in, and since they didn't have that particular model anymore, I got a brand fucking new one. Everything on this thing was better than what I had; Core 2 Duo, 4 GB RAM, 64-bit Vista SP1 (that actually worked), 320 GB HDD, even screen resolution. So keep chugging that kool-aid, dickhead. You've obviously never even used a PC.

wow, SO MUCH FUCKING TOLD

>>6672
I fucking love how you had to add "they are complex machines [so they break]". Somehow trying to defend apple as hard as you fucking can whilst facing the fact that they didn't do something worthy of their God-like position in your life

>>6672
>Laptops over 1000 dollars simply don't fail that often, regardless of brand. Macs are no exception.

but mac laptops aren't over $1000. apple just jacks up the price of a $400 laptop.

I have that problem too, when the I connect the Magsafe plug when the battery is it 93-99%, and it refuses to charge.

Seven visits to the Genius Bar to get an audio problem fixed. From the fucking beginning, I told the 'Genius' that I had heard of others having the same problem as me, and they got it fixed by replacing the logic board. 'Noo... it must be conflicting apps. Or maybe it's because of your cellphone interfering with it. Are you using any microwaves next to it?'

The reason I purchased it was for Adobe CS4, and it runs like shit on OS X compared to Windows XP/7 and even fucking Vista. Fags blame the problem on Adobe, but if the one set of programs that the Macbook is specifically made for run like shit on it, what the fuck is it good for?

Fucking worst purchase of my life. Sold it a few weeks ago to some schmuck for $200 less than I bought it and bought a kick-ass Asus.

TOLD. FUCKING TOLD.

A quality Telling, indeed.

Wow, you really took one for the team and bought a mac? That's dedication to a cause if I ever saw it. The only exposure of myself and my friends to iProducts has been the shuffle, which admittedly is cheap by apple standards. Nonetheless it is still an overpriced piece of shit, since every one of them broke within 6 months and there were constant problems syncing before then.

>>6672
>butthurt

more like site owner is so butthurt

funny how macs always break right before the next model comes out

Leave Apple alone. PC does all this shit too but you never hear about it.

>>6693
>Leave apple alone
>baww my ass is sore

>>6690

You might want to put on some neosporin for that burn before heading out to go see The Butthurt Locker, it looks pretty bad, brah.

>>6693
"PC" isn't a single group or company like your mac ads may suggest, it is infact the rest of the world, and for the same price it provides 2-3x the performance at 1/2 or less the power consumption.

Apple's PMP's have some of the worst audio quality around (people who haven tried better won't know better, like someone who prefers CRT's and hasn't seen a LCD), the iMac's have the specs of a laptop for the price of a server, ipad has a fraction of the power and half the battery life of every other tablet out there, which are all based on tegra 2.

Yet they're red hot because of marketing, so merely owning an Apple product is basically making the statement that you're gullible and willing to buy 2005 technology for 2011 prices because it's branded as magical.

The told in this post made me cream my pants. Thank you anonymous.

>>6665
>implying Sure Got Told isn't all just one guy posting... including you.

>>6696
>1/2 or less the power consumption

actually macs have some of the best power consumption stats on record. and the ipad is 20x more power efficient than a wasteful x86 netbook.

>>6699
Not compared to the Tegra 2. Notion Ink Adam tablet kicks the shit out of the iPad. Especially when you turn off the backlight on the transflective screen and use it as an e-ink screen to get 200+ hours of battery life.

Fuck off.

>>6700
can it access itunes or the app store? no? didn't think so.

>>6701
So...?
That's like saying a car is junk because it doesn't stall or randomly burst into flames.
iTunes sucks dick, and the app store is a fucking joke.

BROFIST

>>6701
iTunes is a fucking joke; I just want to listen to music, not a bloated media suite. A full install of Winamp is half as intrusive, but at least they give you the option of a light install that plays music only. And who needs the App Store? Typical clueless Macfag, doesn't know shit about technology or anything not made by Apple. Get over your fucking buying remorse or shut the fuck up.

>>6704

Brofist. In 2007 I wanted something like an iPod nano, so I searched around and for the same price I found a Cowon iAudio7, which comes with twice the memory (solid state!), twice the battery life, the ability to play ogg, recharges off the USB, and drag & drop interface. No iTunes, no DRM, no bullshit. Just mount it like a USB disk and copy your files over.

But I'm glad stupid macfags keep buying Apple's shitty overpriced products. It just brings down the price of alternative hardware, so thanks faggots.

>>6701
No one gives a shit about accessing iTunes. Who buys music these days you enormous faggot? Even my 50 year old mother doesn't buy music. You pathetic fucking macfaggot.

>>6699
A motorized scooter is also more fuel efficient than a m1a1 abrams.

Compare the ipad to other tablets instead of a different class of computer and it's shit.

http://www.notionink.in/adamtechspecs.php

>>6705
I was the same way; I only had Creative and Cowon products because of the extra video capabilities. I did spring for an 80GB iPod Classic when they first came out, but only because it was the largest player for $250 and Zune was still shit. I only wanted something to hold my massive amount of music, anyways. It's battery lasts 4-7 hours when it's supposed to go for over 30, and sure enough Apple never found anything wrong with it every time I sent it in complaining about it. I give Apple the benefit of the doubt and look what fucking happens.

>>6705
Unfortunately Apple's been training their users to obey their DRM infested restrictive ways to the point where they just don't know better, the idea of being able to simply put their music onto their player without importing or syncing or playlists or converting would scare and confuse them.

>>6701
God forbid you'd have to adjust to the world outside Apple's little anti-competitive software dictatorship, the freedom of being able to do what you want rather than what Apple wants might drive you mad.

MACFAG STATUS: Told.

That's 771 words of unparalleled told

>>6677

i actually use an e-machine computer (of course it's been upgraded quite a bit) because i needed a cheap desktop quick. i've had it 2 years

my room mate has had 5 different mac books in that time..

>>6672
yes he had thing replaced at the apple store quite easily but it astounds me how aware mac users tend to be about the return and replacement policies of a store selling a product they claim is great

SureGotTold's magnum opus

anyone know of any good/populated online submission printers?
this needs to be fucking everywhere (possibly with expanded links though.
im goign to personally print out about 80 sheets of this and visit the local macstore in market mall and hand them out, who is with me?

>6672

You have a fairly low IQ.... Macs have the same build quality as any other OEM... Get a grip and get something right for once you pro-apple troll... Why do you think they make so much profit for over-priced hardware?

Never have I heard a lamer excuse for ripping consumers off...

>>6714

approval

Why y'all scremin' told. This title says opinion.

>>6717
Oh great, this faggot. Prepare yourself for massive butthurt, you retarded redneck Macfag.

>>6717
Anyone who does not agree with this opinion is wrong.

Told: Srs business

those reports of poisoning and child labor are crap, resp. it's stupid to blame it on apple, conditions in China factories are generally bad + the child labour were 15 year olds, not 8

the engineer stuff was a lot tougher and I think in that case responsibility is directly on Apple

...aaaand this is his face
http://www.gsmdome.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/sun_danyong.jpg

>>6730
:/

In an interview with The New York Times, Sun’s brother, Sun Danxiong, 28, said Foxconn paid his family $US44,000 compensation and gave Sun’s girlfriend a free Apple laptop computer.

leave apple alone. far worse things happen in china.

>>6732
>implying Apple doesn't cause those things in China either.

Nice try.

>>6732
>leave apple alone
Spoken like a true macfaggot.

>>6731
>gave Sun’s girlfriend a free Apple laptop computer.
Talk about rubbing it in!

>>6732
So just because one thing happens that could be worse than the other thing, we should ignore the other thing? Is that how you work? "Damn my Cat is dying, oh no I got a paper cut! No time to save your life kitty, I gotta get a Band-Aid!"

Enough condensed told to blow your brains from your skull. Fantastic.

>>6700
non to mention they are comparing apple computers with 5 year old tech angst computers made now that are twice as powerful there for requiring the power consumption