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QuickTold: Apple trying to catch up after Android 2.2 JavaScript benchmark destroys iOS 4.

Tip by Anonymous | Added 2010-07-08, 12:26 PM | 7 Replies

Status: Apple TOLD, Google NOT TOLD, iOS TOLD, Android NOT TOLD

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Status as of 03:59 PM: Apple TOLD | Microsoft TOLD | AT&T TOLD | Intel TOLD | AMD TOLD | Nvidia NOT TOLD

> Anonymous 07/08/10(Thu)17:11 No.8292 
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Good luck catching up with that underclocked Apple A4 pile of shit.

BRB Android 3.0
> Anonymous 07/08/10(Thu)19:16 No.8298 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9ZnwvyAk8k
> Reaper man !Z0HBMECOLI 07/09/10(Fri)00:56 No.8312 
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This is the best told I've heard in a while. Awesome.
> Chimecho 07/10/10(Sat)02:15 No.8319 
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I am drooling to hard. Also. It was heard MeeGo also killed iOS in the Java tests. Double TOLD.
> Anonymous 07/10/10(Sat)02:34 No.8320 
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lolling at the comments
> Anonymous 07/10/10(Sat)09:16 No.8321 
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>>8320
>How's this?
>Tomorrow's headline:
 >Steve Jobs says; 'JavaScript is a bloated, outdated technology. It is full of security holes, leads to a sub-standard user experience, and encourages users to access pornographic content. Apple will be phasing out JavaScript in favor of iScript(tm) in future versions of their operating systems...'

One of the best comments, because it sounds like a "high-quality" Apple move.
> Anonymous 07/10/10(Sat)12:34 No.8322 
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>>8321
I could totally see that happening.