Daylight Savings Time changeover confuses World's Most Advanced Operating System

Tip by DMX, Anonymous | Added 2009-11-01, 11:27 AM | 38 Replies

A thread over on Apple's support boards lit up last night, as a bug related to automated DST changeover pegged most Snow Leopard Macs at 100% CPU usage which lasted an hour. It turns out that the time readout in Snow Leopard's menu bar is the the culprit, rendering the 21st century operating system incapable of seamlessly coping with a time-changing standard that's been in effect in many places since the mid-to-late 1910s.

As the problem subsided, the thread moved on to more productive matters with the appearance of the inevitable post claiming "well, it's a bug, but at least you're not running Windows". One Mac user actually called Snow Leopard out as "Apple's Vista".

The DST bug in particular casts skepticism on Apple's already-dubious environmental claims, with some environmentally-sensitive Mac users wondering how Apple could be so negligent as to cause a CPU spike which contributed to a sizable increase in the carbon footprints of many of their users.

Snow Leopard, which Apple calls the "finely tuned" version of "the world's most advanced operating system", has been coming under an increasing amount of friendly fire by both Mac users and professional computer users in recent weeks due to the emergence of several nasty bugs, one of which has been found to have been actively destroying users' profile data for over 2 months now.

Mac users, while the clocks are moving backward, your told is only moving forward. Welcome to Standard Time.

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> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)12:55 No.4495 
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The incompetence of the programmers at Apple never ceases to amaze me.
> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)12:57 No.4496 
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dohohoho.
> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)13:00 No.4497 
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DST = Definite Serious Told?
> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)13:08 No.4499 
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hilarious as always

in b4 mac apologists
> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)13:16 No.4500 
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What are you talking about Mac is the best thing ever. This site is fur dummies.
> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)13:20 No.4501 
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>>4500
>fur

if anything it's the mac users who are furries
> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)13:24 No.4503 
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their faggotry finally pays off
> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)13:34 No.4504 
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Most advanced Operating System? But I didn't have a problem with Windows 7....
> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)13:38 No.4505 
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I am disappoint to see futuba's brilliant imageboard code employes to such nefarious purposes
> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)13:38 No.4506 
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haha dumb mac faggots
> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)13:40 No.4507 
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ROFLCOPTER

LINUX OR DIE
> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)13:40 No.4508 
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Windows 7 changed the time for me and told me of it.
It also said when ti would change back.
> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)13:45 No.4509 
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my iphone crashed :(
> orangesky 11/01/09(Sun)13:48 No.4510 
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No need for mac viruses, just let apple fuck up their own OS and their own users.
> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)13:55 No.4511 
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Mac OS X Tiger is the best Mac OS available.
> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)14:10 No.4512 
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>>4497
Damn Serious Told
> /g/ - United Tech Support Service !1.7/FoKYqs 11/01/09(Sun)14:18 No.4513 
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Finely tuned? More like finely told.
> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)14:30 No.4514 
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>>4509
buy a real phone.
> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)14:31 No.4515 
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Wow, Macfags calling-out Apple for their programming incompetence? Did hell just freeze-over?
> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)14:48 No.4516 
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>>4508
Hell, even Vista worked for me. Turned on my laptop this morning and it changed over, all on its own. They can't even say Snow Leopard is Apple's Vista, because even Vista never fucked with DST.
> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)15:35 No.4517 
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While reading the topic I thought this article was going to be about Win7... I was pleasantly surprised.
> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)15:54 No.4518 
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windows on the other hand has been able to properly adjust for DST since 1995.

macfags.status = "told"
> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)17:47 No.4519 
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vista did a fine job of updating my time.
> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)19:17 No.4520 
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>>4519
so did Windows ME and pretty much every OS made in the last 15 years.
> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)19:42 No.4521 
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>>4517
>implying this site talks about Win7's tolds
> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)19:48 No.4522 
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>>4520
You forget: Snow Leopard couldn't.
> Stop Reading !mYNAMeRRJM 11/01/09(Sun)20:50 No.4525 
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>>4519
Windows mobile told me it updated the time, but it didn't actually update the time.
> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)21:14 No.4526 
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>>4521
>Implying Win7 has any tolds
D'ohohohohoh
> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)21:39 No.4527 
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>>4521
>implying anything even has the capacity to be told but macfags and their associated failures
> Anonymous 11/01/09(Sun)22:11 No.4528 
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>>4521
>Implying
>Blue Text
> Marty Chang 11/02/09(Mon)00:21 No.4529 
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>>4521
The joke was that the headline mentions "[the] World's Most Advanced Operating System" and the guy assumed the author was talking about Windows 7.
> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)00:22 No.4530 
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>>4529
Now it's not funny anymore...
> Marty Chang 11/02/09(Mon)00:50 No.4531 
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>>4530
Jokes aren't funny when they're explained.
> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)04:12 No.4538 
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>>4531
I fucked you're mother 8D
> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)09:42 No.4546 
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> by both Mac users and professional computer users

Thanks for that chuckle, dear webmasteroverlord.
> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)11:12 No.4550 
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>>4513

Well played, sir.
> Anonymous 11/02/09(Mon)17:29 No.4562 
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Oh this is just elementary.
> Anonymous 12/07/09(Mon)03:57 No.5070 
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Y2K flashbacks?