>Steve Jobs is wearing a black turtleneck and jeans.

lold

So... what new innovation is in store today?

A phone that actually makes calls and doesn't drop them?
A ebook reader that isn't clunky and awkward to use?
A balanced computer on a competitive price.
Or the usual white plastic useless stuff that only helps to masage the users ego and is shaped like a butt-plug?

>HDR photographs built into iOS 4.1.
Already have that on my N900, also panoramas.

>Apple's Game Center matches hardcore players with casual players.
>implying apple has ANY hardcore gamers

I wonder if they will pull out that inflated number of video games on the App Store again.

Sure is jelly in here.

>>8863
Sure is hipster in here.

>Steve Jobs invents SOCIAL NETWORKING.
ftfy

>>8863

Are you butthurt macfa...

Oh, yes... you surely are. How was your ass ramming session last night? Already bought a cat with your boyfriend?

That iPod nano...

It's like the lamest watch I've ever seen.

Apple is not a company. they would give everything out for free if they could. But because of microsoft they can't. Steve Jobs doesnt care about money he just wants everyone to be happy. I was actually crying when Chris Martin played and I thought about how much apple cares about me

>>8868

was it th magicalest thing ever?

what where is this

Unrelated link of the day:
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/270031
(read comment)

WOW IPOD NANO COMES WITH A CLIP! OH WOW IT'S SO WORTH $150!

My $20 Sansa Clip has one. It came out before the iPod Touch Nano. Oh yeah and it sounds better than an iPod too.

>>8871
iLol'd

>>8871
Hahahaha... wat.

>>8868
:3

>>8868
You know, I was going to laugh, but then I realized that a number of people actually think like this and I raged instead.

>>8871
>>I actually made this my iphone wallpaper. This pic is just gorgeous. This is art the way it was meant to be. Wow, this is capturing the moment, and you're capturing them as the manly men they are!
If I didn't know some Macfags IRL I would have called that a troll...

http://www.engadget.com/2010/09/01/appletv-vs-the-competition-how-does-it-s... 
Looks like Roku XR beats the shit out of it in the services department, while Pop Box beats it in the supported formats department. But at least they have $0.99 TV shows from Fox and ABC...

Oh wait, more told from Amazon:
http://www.engadget.com/2010/09/01/amazon-streaming-99-cent-abc-and-fox-sho... 
UPDATE: $0.99 PURCHASES, NOT RENTALS!

iPad nano = iPod Shuffle with a screen.

iPod touch = most recent iPhone minus the phone.

"New" iTunes = still the same unresponsive piece of shit.

And like usual their flash-memory based shit is over priced.

>>8880
haha oh wow

>>8868
Please tell me this is a repost from the Macforums. That would make my day.

>Apple TV
>720p

What the shitfuck, are we going backwards now.

Why is that not 1080p, my phone does 720p.

>>8884
Withhold features. Add them later

>>8885
Shortly after, and quietly, the withheld feature will be there, as always.

You sheep pcfags are just jealous that...

nope. Can't even find a way to spin this positively for a troll.

>>8887
>butthurt macfag

>>8887
>cant think of something pc users would be jealous about

Next time it will be the "device formally known as the iPod Nano, without buttons & now with VIDEO"!

It seems retarded to call it a "Nano," but calling it a "Shuffle" with a screen isn't any better.... Should we start calling it the "iPod Postage-stamp"™?

>>8884
720p phone!? Please do tell!

>>8887
>blinded by the white

>>8891
lots of phones with tv-out, micro hdmi
there's 2 from nokia and 3 from htc

>>8894
And they all suck.

Seriously, why would you want HDMI out of a phone?

>>8895
I use it for presentations.
No need for a laptop anymore.

>>8895
You are aware that most phones these days can easily hold a good handful of HD videos, right?

Just checking.

>>8895
>hurr I don't need it so it has to be shit

>>8894
TV-out aside. I hear people with iPhone 4s bragging about how they can play 720p. What good is that if the resolution of the phone is less than 720?

I thought Apple TV would be an actual TV not a backwards paperweight that requires sooo many things to make it work.

I bet in ten years time Jobs will discover blu-ray for macs and 1080p support for every apple product

>>8904
Discover? Nope.

He'll "invent" them, of course. Apple "invents" EVERYTHING that's been made by other companies years ago!

does steve jobs only have one piece in his wardrobe? (twat)

>>8901
>hurr I don't need it so it has to be shit
No no no, it is more
>hurr I don't need it so it has to be shit... Until Apple does it.

I keep seeing such time and time again.

Before the iPod Video people said no one would want a mp3 player that plays video.

Back when Creative came up with the Zen Vision the fanboys scoffed at it, saying that no one would want a device to play videos on such a small screen. Then came the video playing Nanos...

Before the iPhone & iPod Touch they said that no one wanted games on their iPods, and that a "smart" phone should only make calls & play music.

Yet I am not surprised at such because that is the same bullshit that Steve and Apple have been selling people all these years.

>Coldplay? More like Toldplay.
I concur, good sir.

>>8906
This, holy shit.

srsly? why the fuck do you guys hate on apple that much if you dont use it?
even thoug you are talking bad about it, it helps apple to get around the internet and make more costumers, the only way you can "stop" people from buying apple stuff is to not talk about it... at all..... and the info you put on this page about how bad quality apple stuff are.... LMAO, you are soo wrong.. :)

>>8992
macfan detected

Great thinking! That raelly breaks the mold!

Good to see a telnat at work. I can’t match that.

It was dark when I woke. This is a ray of snusihne.

It's sopoky how clever some ppl are. Thanks!

That's not just the best aswner. It's the bestest answer!

AFAIC that's the best asnewr so far!

You're the greastet! JMHO

Great comomn sense here. Wish I’d thought of that.

I feel so much happier now I undersatnd all this. Thanks!

Real brain power on dipslay. Thanks for that answer!

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Kudos! What a neat way of thniikng about it.

I feel satsfiied after reading that one.

And I thought I was the sensible one. Thanks for setting me stagrhit.

Whoa, things just got a whole lot esaier.

With all these silly websiets, such a great page keeps my internet hope alive.