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QuickTold: Washington Post article on 4chan mentions Steve Jobs heart attack prank.

Added 2010-08-10, 06:10 AM | 10 Replies

Status: 4chan NOT TOLD, Apple TOLD, /g/ - Technology TOLD, Steve Jobs TOLD, Google NOT TOLD, Facebook TOLD, Pundits TOLD

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> Anonymous 08/10/10(Tue)10:28 No.8662 
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We will hack your van and make it blow up.
> õ_ô 08/10/10(Tue)14:17 No.8665 
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This means that if anything happens to Jobs, Apple's stock goes crashing.
Who wants to put Jobs in an ambulance for real?
> Anonymous 08/10/10(Tue)18:35 No.8674 
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MOOT'S USING A THINKPAD.

FUCK YEAH, MACFAGS GOT TOLD.
> Anonymous 08/10/10(Tue)18:39 No.8675 
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>>8674
He lost the thinkpad 2 years ago when his friend stole it from him. I think he has a macbook pro now.
> Anonymous 08/10/10(Tue)18:53 No.8676 
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>>8675
I don't remember what he uses now, but I distinctly remember him saying it's not an Apple laptop.
> Anonymous 08/10/10(Tue)21:14 No.8682 
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>>8675
i've never seen him in any pictures with a mac.
> Anonymous 08/12/10(Thu)19:58 No.8689 
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>>8665
>>This means that if anything happens to Jobs, Apple's stock goes crashing.
 Hmm, so the next time Apple gets told, all they have to do is...
"Blah blah yet another highly defective by design iProduct issue, #ATTFAIL, Consumer Reports won't take our fat sacks of cash, those free $30 bumpers cost us $0.005 a dozen, *****BUT STEVE IS STILL ALIVE***!!"

... Come to think of it, how can we be sure Apple isn't already pulling a "Weekend at Bernie's" here? I bet Jim Henson's puppet workshop and Industrial Light & Magic are involved in this conspiracy!
> Anonymous 08/13/10(Fri)18:19 No.8690 
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>>8689
>Industrial Light & Magic
 >Light & Magic
 >Magic
 Apple is going to sue the shit out of ILM for infringing upon their patented magic.
> Pika-Index !Yo/g/0FOGQ 08/13/10(Fri)20:24 No.8691 
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> Anonymous 08/15/10(Sun)22:55 No.8695 
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>>8690
Screw them, they can sue my Magic Ass™!