i'd reply but my iphone is currently engulfed in flames

>>2244
i'd find that funny if mine didn't have a temperature warning screen right now.

Apple is a dick.

The Told is strong in this one.

>"was otherwise caused pain and suffering, resulting in serious injuries to [A.V.], including but not limited to the second degree burns to his leg and the incurring medial and hospital expenses in an amount in excess of $15.00."

Is that misprint?

>>2248
15 dollars? Huh...

lol, faux news picked it up:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,534275,00.html

I think my dinner is burning!

Oh nevermind, it's just the TOLD in the oven.

I wonder if trips work on this website...

fags got TOLD

Oh look! Seems like somebody let all the poor-/g/oons out again.

Ever heard of exploding laptops running Windows OS? OR how about your shitty Vista PCs that crash and burn everytime it tries to run an app? Enjoy your shit tier status you fucken /g/oons, iPods DO NOT explode, it's just a myth that is over-exaggerated like the fears that RepubliKKKans are exgarrating with Obama's universal healthcare.

TOLD

>>2254
Ha, enjoy your inferior software and inferior hardware, macfag.
I'll be enjoying using kubuntu on my custom-built pc and my NC10, as well as using my cowon mp3 player (far superior to the ipod, supports far more codecs, is larger, has more features).

>>2254
>exgarrating

what

>Obama's universal healthcare.

get the fuck out, troll.

>>2254

We sure got TOLD! lawl

fuck crapple

>>2254
>grasping at straws

The told in this is so tasty...

It's over; Apple is fucking FINISHED.

>>2254
> iPods DO NOT explode

Tell that to the kid whose iPod EXPLODED on his pants while it was OFF.

iPods are dangerous and MUST be taken away

>>2252
XD

>>2254
>iPods DO NOT EXPLODE
>cited article about court filing involving an exploding iPod
Stupid macfaggot.

told

*** EXPLOSIONS ***

more like fiPod

Once again educating Win-tards. Quotes from the article:

"After conducting its own preliminary investigation, the federal agency determined that, with more than 175 million iPods sold, “the number of incidents is extremely small in relation to the number of products produced, making the risk of injury very low.”"

- Very low indeed.

"no matter how rare the cases might be."

- Very rare

Leave it to SureGotLies.com to make a mountain out of a mole hill. Another lie for Win-tards to grasp at as they watch Winblows sales fall. The end of the evil empire approacheth. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

>>2262

Is Apple finished because of these "rare" incidents (quote from the article)? No.

>>2262

Sure. Tell that to their commercial results, retard.

>>2254
>>Ever heard of exploding laptops running Windows OS? OR how about your shitty Vista PCs that crash and burn everytime it tries to run an app?
>>Laptops
Yes, because microsoft makes laptops
>>how about your shitty Vista PCs that crash and burn everytime it tries to run an app?
Prove that to me.

how sad

>>2279
>Windows sales fall
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...oh oh..hold on, let me catch my breath...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh I'm sorry, did you miss the thread that said Apple was in FIFTH place in computer sales right now? A FULL drop in place from last year? No? Oh, you must've avoided that one, you stupid macfaggot.

>>2289
Apple still has the most sales for computers over $1k.

I think you got told, sir or madam.

Gaiz.

Shut up.

Microsoft and Macintosh are equally shitty.


Macintosh just a little more so.

>>2293

That might have something to do with the fact that there's one Apple computer that can be bought for under $1,000

>>2303
macbook is 999

949 with student discount

>>2309
and as unreliable and cheap as a $500 laptop

>>2293
Too bad that computers over $1,000 make up an ever-shrinking portion of the market. You can take your TOLD with you on your way out.

>>2336
sup bro.

your company seriously injured a youngster. how do you live with that guilt?

>>2336
There is not price difference in the TCO of a Mac to a Windows based machine; Except for an anti-virus scanner on the Win machine (although now macs seems to be getting more viruses too).
Everything else happens on both machines (dust, hdd failure etc)

>>2336

You came to an "Apple sucks" website, what did you expect? Moron.

>>2336

This is so sad. Why are you wasting your breath arguing with staunch Anti-Mac people? It's obvious you're too stubborn to listen to reason, and it's obvious that we're stubborn to.

You're pathetic. Quit wasting your life and get a hobby besides clumsily trolling.

and it is 15 iPods out of 218,000,000 sold. That is 0.0000068807%. This is a non-issue. So why is it being whipped by this reporter. Well, let's see, she is from Washington state, you know, the state that MS calls home. So it's a bonus for her. By falsely making a huge issue out of something that is statistically insignificant she gets huge page hits in what is otherwise a dead end career for her. A big win for her, a complete non-issue in reality.

>>2610

UWAHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHHHHHHH