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QuickTold: Apple bans sex from the App Store. iPhone spill sensor now to be triggered instead by frigidity of user?

Tip by Anonymous | Added 2010-02-21, 01:03 PM | 7 Replies

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> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)14:16 No.6412 
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Do they just not want people buying their shit now? Seriously my Cat is a better businessman than Jobs.
> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)21:06 No.6427 
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)21:11 No.6428 
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"Nothing that can be sexually arousing!! "

The iPhone makes me sexually aroused, let's ban that too.
> Anonymous 02/21/10(Sun)23:10 No.6431 
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>>6428
I fap to Jobs, let's kill him.
> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)01:18 No.6441 
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More like bans heterosexual sex apps amirite?
> Anonymous 02/23/10(Tue)11:21 No.6444 
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>>6441
Anything straight on anything by Apple is instantly gay anyway. Kinda like King Midas.
> Anonymous 02/25/10(Thu)12:28 No.6467 
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Apple users are gay so no boobs for them =/